OK! heres what happened to me yesturday!October 18
We get home after pinestreet and walk in the house to a very foul smell running into my nostrils. I walk over to the dog kennel and what do i find.... SHAT EVERYWHERE!!!!!
he freekin had a bad poop day and oviously started pooping didn't know where to go and just went in circles because it was EVERYWHERE!!! SHAT....EVERYWHERE!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!
the smell was unbearable we were both gagging like crazy and i almost passed out and died! so if you are on the fence about getting a dog DON'T if you want to get a dog come over and i will let gunther poop and you can smell it! i can guarentee that you will not want on after that!
AHH!
matt
October 15
So last friday was the First Furnace Friday Nights. Which is a 2hr worship event every Friday at Christ United Methodist Church In Davenport Iowa. It was friggin awesome! The first hour was just worship through song and the 2nd hour was worship through scripture and song it was awesome God was totally there. There wern't too many people there but it was still awesome and you should come if you are in Davenport on Friday's from 9-11.
And we are starting to look at new houses because we want to move! Our neighbors are weird and we have so much crap that our house is already filling up.....but mostly because we don't dig our neighbors. Example: our neighbor is in a wheelchair so if someone was to try to kill me while walking to my house i would prolly choke him out instantly but if i couldn't he wouldn't be able to save me so that makes me sad!
We also almost had two dogs last week. But thankfully they were already taken!
We would have named it Jose then they would be Gunther Chavez and Jose the Mexican Duo of Madness! even though gunther is a german name! RAMBLE!
thanks
matt
Here's what i am thinking...I love playing monopoly at McDonalds. I really do think i am addicted to it!Matt
David Would Be A Packers Fan
David from the Bible you know the guy who beat Goliath
would prolly have been a packers fan OR maybe even
a Brett Favre fan
If you think about it he was the captain guy (shephard) of his flock
captain of the [Pack]ers AND he made a slingshot (Brett's arm)
to fight off Bears (in brett's case NOT beat the bears) but he made it to fight off
the bears against his flock.ALSO he went to front line of the battles to give the people
CHEESE!!!!!! HELLO!!!! GREEN BAY = CHEESE!!!
thanx
matt
Wednesday
That's what she said......
NG
matt
Fatty Tuesdays
October 9th
Well it finally looks like Doug figured out I was making fun of him.... Alot!
So, yes I was at Praise Band Practice and while i was there my wife went to the grocery
store.!.!.! And yes if you were asking yourself, Did she get you 3 boxes of Toaster Strudels.
2 Strawberry and 1 cinnabun flavored! Yessssss, i said to myself. how freekin awesome is this day and then we sat and watched theOffice season 3 disc 2 after practice
ON TO DISC 3!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
then we will watch House! another great show.
and yes i do base my life around watching t.v shows all week!!!!
THAT'S what life is all about right?
....jesus wins.
matt
October 8
I'm pretty sure i want to start eating more, and let everyone see the results. As i strive to get fatter, in order to fulfill my desire to be like Doug Heffernan of King of Queens. If you havn't seen the show you really need to watch it, IT'S hilarious! So, if i am getting skinnier i need people to buy me food! You have every right to sit me down and say....I'm taking you to McDonalds LETS GO NOW!
Also in 3-4 days now i have successfully watched 2 1/2 seasons of the Office STRAIGHT!!!!
We rented the first season and the friggin disc is all JACKED!!!! not happy! but i'm very excited! because i want to be just like Dwight!
Yes just like this guy!!!!!!
I'm going to figure out who's Doobie it was!!!! i know already but I'm still going to do it myself!
PEACE!
matt
October 6
Hey i will continue to make you laugh!
I dare you to not laugh every time you watch this!
YOU CAN'T NOT
Word
Matt
October 5
If you live in Davenport or around... Come to Seek and Soak
it's 2 hours of straight up worship! IT'S AWESOME. It's At
Heritage Weselyn Church in Rock Island from 7-9!!!
oh and i dare you not to laugh at this....
HA!
Matt
October 4
Hey all! This is Matt just wanted to tell ya'll that your awesome...that's right you! your awesome. Enless you havn't bought anything from eNGedi yet....then i can't say that you are...what? lame ANYWAYS check out this video IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY!!!!!
but i hope you check back another time! when i have something real to say! BOO YA!
eNGedi
Matt
